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Unfortunately, the only place in the known universe that has this most valuable of ingredients is a dessert planet called Arrakis. | Unfortunately, the only place in the known universe that has this most valuable of ingredients is a dessert planet called Arrakis. | ||
Arrakis is a mildly difficult planet with fluctuating temperatures, large gusts of sandy winds and small sandworms that may attack your vehicles*. | Arrakis is a mildly difficult planet with fluctuating temperatures, large gusts of sandy winds, and small sandworms that may attack your vehicles*. | ||
On top of this with the many uses for this most valuable of ingredients, it will mean many rivals to contend with. | On top of this with the many uses for this most valuable of ingredients, it will mean many rivals to contend with. | ||
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The Muffin Vendor Community started as a | The Muffin Vendor Community started as a World of Warcraft classic guild a few months before release of classic WoW in 2019. | ||
As | As WoW classic wound down, we become a gaming community where we played many games together and discussed many of our other hobbies. | ||
Now in 2025 we are going to be bringing The Muffin Vendor to Dune awakening in search of spice! | |||
Latest revision as of 20:04, 18 December 2024
Ladies and Gentlemen of The Muffin Vendor (TMV)
A new ingredient has been found for our muffins.
This ingredient will guarantee our muffins will bring a long life and expand the mind of our customers. More importantly it makes them much more profitable and much more addictive.
This new Ingredient is called: SPICE
Unfortunately, the only place in the known universe that has this most valuable of ingredients is a dessert planet called Arrakis.
Arrakis is a mildly difficult planet with fluctuating temperatures, large gusts of sandy winds, and small sandworms that may attack your vehicles*.
On top of this with the many uses for this most valuable of ingredients, it will mean many rivals to contend with.
However, we are sure you are ready for these inconveniences as you expand your mind, our muffin collection and the companies profit margins!
*As observed aboard the safety of the company ship above the planet!
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The Muffin Vendor Community started as a World of Warcraft classic guild a few months before release of classic WoW in 2019.
As WoW classic wound down, we become a gaming community where we played many games together and discussed many of our other hobbies.
Now in 2025 we are going to be bringing The Muffin Vendor to Dune awakening in search of spice!