Mélange à Trois
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| Guild Summary | |
|---|---|
| Established | 2025-06-02 |
| Focus | {{{focus}}} |
| Membership | |
| Recruitment | Invite Only |
| Platform | PC |
| Language | English |
| Timezones | PST |
| Activities | Just having fun |
| Play Style | |
| PVE | Yes |
| PVP | Yes |
| RP | No |
| Major House | Atreides |
| Links | |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/efNDFD9q |
Purpose / Ethos
We’re not just a guild—we're a high-functioning hallucination with excellent taste. Bound by spice and sarcasm, we navigate politics like a Mentat on espresso and party harder than a Fremen spice orgy. Our members swear loyalty to three sacred things: bad decisions, good aesthetics, and avoiding sand in weird places. Join Melange à Trois—where the only thing more dangerous than a sandworm is our group chat.
Recruitment Process
Join our Discord and play with us, If you seem chill, we'll add you
Ranks/Hierarchy
Sultan of Spice: Guild Leader
Thumper Thugs: Officers
Crysknife Carriers: Members
Sand Turds: Recruits
Leadership
Sultan of Spice: HispanicTitanic
Thumper Thugs: Stimulant & AlienAverage
Crysknife Carriers:
Sand Turds:
Guild Lore
Long ago, in a forgotten corner of Arrakis where the spice dust danced like gossip in the wind, three renegade spice sommeliers stumbled upon an ancient thumper and the remains of a particularly dramatic Fremen improv troupe. Fueled by caffeine, melange, and mutual delusion, they forged a sacred pact: to form a guild that would blend cunning, chaos, and couture in perfect desert harmony.
Thus, Melange à Trois was born.
We are not bound by sietch or spice contract—we answer only to our whims and the Worm (usually metaphorical, sometimes literal). We trade water for wisdom, crysknives for comebacks, and fear... for fabulousness. Whether through sandstorm or sassstorm, we stand together in a perfectly unstable triangle of loyalty, drama, and the endless pursuit of the next great meme.
Join us. The desert calls—and she’s kind of into us.